Just for the lulz of it.

Eftersom att jag är lite besatt av att titta på hemsidor så som Memebase, Picsauce och så vidare, så får ni ett inlägg med några av de bästa lulzen som jag hittat där!

Mest för att det är ett meningslöst inlägg nu innan jag kommer på något vettigt att skriva igen.

Liksom, vem skrattar inte åt Edward Cullen skämt? Okayokay, det kanske börjar bli lite uttjatat, men ändå. Jag skrattar än! Jag menar, jag kommer aldrig att gilla Twilight, det kommer liksom inte att hända. Hur mycket ni än försöker. Jag tycker om vampyrer inte discobollar.  

Kommer ni ihåg avsnittet?

"Randy? Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles, or Desperate-for-a-shag Giles?!"

Det här är en av de bästa "How X should have ended"-videorna på hela nätet. Den ärså sjukt bra. Det är sjukt länge sen jag såg den första gången, och jag skrattar fortfarande (och citerar den!). Slutet är så sjukt bra!

But wait, there is more!

Om man skall gå efter Michail Bakhtins och Julia Kristevas teorier om böcker så finns detinga original, utan alla böcker står i dialog med varandra. Vilket inte är helt omöjligt, men jag tror också att vissa koncept fungerar bättre än andra, och de är ganska använda genom hela den litterära historien. Så att Sagan om Ringen, Harry Potter och Star Wars har mycket som är väldigt lika tror jag inte betyder det minsta egentligen. Det är bara en rolig grej. Sen om man skulle se det som att så fort en trollkarl är med så är det kopierat från Sagan om Ringen blir det lite dumt, för det är just det som är orsaken till att jag egentligen aldrig fastnade för Tolkiens böcker, han petade in alldeles för mycket grejer. Alldeles för mycket.

(Se upp lite grann i Star Wars jämförelsen bredvid för i mitten har de vänt på det hela, så Harry Potter står på Star Wars sidan, men jag orkade inte leta upp någon annan bild.)

Det är väll snarare grejer som får saker att gå framåt.

Jag gillar både Harry Potter och Star Wars, men jag ser dem inte som kopior av varandra, utan för mig är de två separata verk, men som Andrews skriver är att låna ett av de sätt som är vanligast när man hedrar en annan författare/historieskapare. Det funkade en gång förut, så varför inte igen?

Det är ju inte så att de olika historierna utspelar sig i samma tid, samma plats och så utan Lucas flyttade upp allt till rymden med sina egna knorrar, och Rowling flyttade över det till England, med sina egna knorrar.

Jag skulle ju inte precis kalla det remakes av Tolkiens böcker precis. 

Man kanske ska fråga då vilken ni föredrar? Harry Potter, Star Wars eller Sagan om Ringen?

Själv har jag bestämt att jag någon gång måste köra den traditionella nördigheten att klä ut mig till prinsessan Leia om man går på maskerad (även om mitt hår behöver växa ut lite till dess). Problemet blir nog snarare att lyckas få med mig Han Solo. 

När jag var liten gick Pokémon på TV. Jag tittade på det varje lördag.

Idag är jag sur för att den sidan som jag hade tittat på Pokémon på plötsligt tog bort alla avsnitt så jag inte han med de sista 6 på Indigo League.

Vi fortsätter väll lite på samma tema dock!

Och de här sidorna är nästan ett måste för er som älskar Pokémon:

http://memebase.com/2011/09/12/memes-pokememes-cheers-hoping-ill-breathe-fire/

http://pokememes.memebase.com/2011/07/25/pokmon-monday-cocktails-grass-types/

http://pokememes.memebase.com/2011/07/21/pokmon-for-the-users/

Men till skillnad från många andra är (utöver Jigglypuff och Pikachu) Bulbasur min favorit, speciellt av de tre starters man har!

Och seriöst jag vill ha en sån här:

Nu får ni inte tro att jag inte gillar superhjältar! Jag älskar Iron Man och diggar Batman också, men  den var lite kul!

A secret love (Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fan Fiction; Willow + Spike) Part 2

Spike went over to Willow, towering over her. Willow pouting a bit, stretching her neck out so that Spike could see all of it. He bent down, and when he bit into it, Willow could feel why Spike is so powerful. Every muscle in his body tensed. He was on alert, not for enemies now, but to not drain Willow.

They had managed to get around the chip in one way. The chip only worked if he wanted to harm someone, but if Willow invited him to, and his intention was not to harm, he could feed of Willow as much as he wanted. 

After a while he lifted his head, and took Willow in his arms and into the bedroom, where he put her on the bed. He could see her small breasts heaving up and down slowly. He had maybe drank a bit to much, but she were going to recover soon enough.

He started to undress her, unbuttoning her dress, and slowly peeled it off. Then he took his shirt off. He snapped up Willows bra, and started to play with her nipples, his fangs still out. Willow groaned a bit, she loved this, he knew it. If she could decide, he would do everything with his fangs out. He started to kiss her, slowly down her stomach and down between her legs and ripping her panties off. He could feel her shiver, and her thighs locked around his head. For every lick, Willow shivered more and more, and he quit just before she climaxed, going back up to her nipples, and up her neck. His crotch pressing hard against her. He lifted his forearm to his face and bit, his own blood dripping all over her, and he put his arm to her mouth.

- Drink, pet, drink deep.

Willow drank, and he could see the life coming back to her in full strength. She half sat up, flipping over so that she were on top, sliding down to unbutton his pants. Her hands feeling his erection trough his underwear, and slowly, slowly taking them off, her hands all over him. She straddled him and slid him into her, and they both moaned loudly. Willows hips moving slowly and then faster as Spikes hands touching her.

When they both climaxed, Willow bowed down and bit Spikes chest, knowing how much better it would feel. Drinking the blood would make it so much more powerful, and when done, Willow collapsed on top of him, both of them panting. She could still feel him inside of her, and she didn't slide him out until he were completely non-erected.

She flipped over and lay next to him, he heaved himself up on the side so he could watch her. As he lay there naked, playing with her hair she took him all in. Everything from the piercing eyes and the perfect nose, to his abs, legs and glutes. Everything were perfect.

- Well, I got to go pet.

- No, please stay.

- Unless you want a dust pile of a lover, I better go. Either the sun will catch me... Or Tara will.

Tara! Willow had completely forgotten about her coming home today.

- When can I see you again? she asked.

- Depends on. Make a drop by at the crypt when you feel like it. He bent over and kissed her and then sat on the side of the bed to dress. Willow crept down under the duvet, and she could hear him leave. She sobbed a bit. She loved Tara, and Tara were great to her, and Tara loved her back, and Tara were secure. But Spike were something else. Something she earned for every hour of the day even though she could barely be in his presence  as. But she wanted the rock hard abs, the wide shoulders, and everything that came with it at night.

She knew exactly how her friends would react if she said she dated Spike. They would abandon her, and leave her to it, and Spike were not safe, he could kill her at anytime.

Thinking of this and deciding this was a problem for another night, Willow fell into a dreamless sleep, as she always did after drinking vampire blood, and even though she was with Tara, she knew this were not the last time this were going to happen, her body already longing for more blood, for more of Spike.

THE END

A secret love (Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fan Fiction; Willow + Spike) Part 1

The mood in the Scooby gang were a bit down after Riley had left. They all wondered where this secret operation were, if he was okay, if he missed them.

- Well, Giles said, we can't ponder on this to long. We still have evil to catch, whether Riley are here or not.

- But it would have been great to have another stealth guy around, Xander added with a sigh.

He were still upset his army knowledge from Halloween a few years back had faded.

- What about Spike, Willow said.

- Spike? Since when did Spike and "stealth" go hand in hand?

Xander looked at Willow in bewildered amazement.

- Oh, not like stealth guy, Willow said. But you know. If we pay him, he could maybe help us beat up some demons, that's the only think he can do now anyway. Like some sort of "beat two up and get extra paid!" kind of deal.

- And you really think he won't turn away and run? Buffy asked.

- Well. "beat up and and get extra paid, but if you run, you owe us" is maybe the deal we must have for Spike, but I'm sure he would do it anyway, just to get cash. And he is kind of savage, he loves to fight, and he loves it rough.

- Yeah, you're right, Buffy said reluctantly. Well. We'll slip him a note and ask.

- So Giles, what is the next big job?

- Beats me. I haven't seen or heard anything. And Any...

- Heeeey!

- Okay, I haven's sold some weird stuff that goes together to create awful monsters... So no ones up for that either.

- Pity. Well, I guess it's time to patrol. Anyone wanna come?

- Sorry Buff, promised Anya a romantic evening tonight.

- I'm sorry Bufft, but I have lots to do before Tara gets home tomorrow. I need to clean and stuff, and I won't have time tomorrow. Classes all day.

- Oh... Okay then... Well... I'll go alone then... Giles?

- Um... Do you really want me to come? I mean, you always say I'm boring, slow and should be with the books..?

- I see your point... Yes! Please.

Giles sighed and put on his coat, picked up a few books he were reading trough, and put his glasses on.

- Let's go then.

- Wiie!

- Anya, you locking the door when you leave?

- Sure.

Remember. If you don't. Someone can come in and steal all the money.

- I'll lock. I can put a spell on it, so that no one can see it at night, nor the money.

- Just.. Just lock it, okay?

- Okay!

Buffy and Giles went out the door, and disappeared into the night.

Well, I'll better be going to Willow said. She rose to her feet, and put her jacket on. Even in Sunnydale, nights could get cold. She had on a strapless long dress on, it were light purple and matched her red-orange hair.

- Will...

- Uh-huh.

- You look lovely tonight. Going somewhere.

- No. Nope. Just home. You know. Tara's back tomorrow night. Need to clean up a bit. Hasn't really been prio number one to do the dishes...

- Oh... Okay...

Willow smiled and went outside. The air were cool, and a gentle breeze moved her hair. She started to walk, and when she came to the street corner, she could see a shadow in the alley.

Willow got afraid. The shadow moved, and came closer. Then it started to speak, and Willow relaxed.

- Hmm, a young girl like you shouldn't be walking around alone on an evening like this, in Sunnydale.

- Oh, Spike. Don't do this to me. You almost scared the life out of me. Then I would be dead.

- Well, I'd just make you alive again then.

Willows eyes widened. He scared her, but still, she couldn't stop thinking of him. The broad shoulders, the muscular arms, the bleached hair... Everything.

- Well, I guess I better escort the young lady home, just so she won't run into anything nastier than me, even though that would be hard.

He reached his hand out to Willow, and she took it.

The strolled the street forward, down to where Willow and Tara lived. They did some windows shopping on the way. Willow stopped outside the jewelery shop, where she had seen a neck-less that she loved. But it was gone.

- Oh no Willow said. They have sold it!

- Pity, Spike said. Well lets move on. No reason to dwell here.

As much as Will hated not to mourn the neck-less, she knew they shouldn't be seen together, so they moved on. When they got to Will's place she first looked around so that no one saw them, and so that Tara hadn't came home earlier. Will knew that if she weren't home by now, she couldn't come home any earlier as the last train would have been in Sunnydale two hours ago.

- All clear!

Spike came in the door.

In the door way to the bedroom, Willow stood, her jacket off and her neck all bare, and Spike had a hard time controlling her self. But he had two things working against his instincts. The first, the darn chip he had in his head, the other, the fact he loved this woman...

Spike - After the Fall (Spoiler alert)

This is what happened with Spike, after he had saved the world in Buffy, and came back as a ghost in Angel. 

Spike: After the Fall, is a comic book written by Brian Lynch and Franco Urru (also on Angel: After the Fall).

The comic was not brilliant. I thought it was going to be a lot, lot better.

The goof thing was... Spike looked just as awesome drawn as he does in the shows! I mean, the drawings was awesome, and we got some extra art in the end of the book, but the story was a bit... I don't know... Thin.

Spike, the one who hates about everyone he mets, has suddenly a gang. Led by him and... Illyria? I mean... Illyria and Spike? That's so far from Dru that you can ever come?

Spike needs someone he can nurture. Maybe he can to Fred, but Fred and Illyria is not the same, and Fred becomes Illyria. It doesn't matter what Spike goes through.
Getting a soul, becoming a ghost saving the world, getting heartbroken by his greatest love... Spike need someone who needs him!

Illyria can take very good care of herself.

Then I have a bit problem with Non. I mean. That villain does not seem way to thought trough, and can we, even though just a tiny, tiny bit see some resemblance with a character in True Blood?
I won't tell who, you can figure that out for yourself, and I haven't read the Charlaine Harris book's yet, so I'm not sure if this person is in it...

Well, a bit about the story.
As said, Spike has gathered up a gang of people together with Illyria, still I don't know if it is to make an army or if it is just to protect them. Then he does a weird trip to Wolfram & Heart, why I can't figure, but when he's gone, something terrible is happening to these people. They get taken by the minions of a woman called Non. Spike catches one of them, who has to lead him to her. When coming there, he realized Non lives of the spirit or the lives of people, and makes her strong. Spike gets chained up, but of course, that doesn't do it for Spike, he's not the one who gets chained up, he the one who chains people up. 

As I said, we got some art in the last pages. Sketches, and ideas of drawing who didn't get into the comic. I think they look rather awesome. I wish I was that good at drawing...

This is both sexy and so disturbing in so many ways.

1. Fred is Wesley's.
2. Spike is Dru's.
3. Fred is Illyria.
4. Illyria is Spike's?

Something is so totally wrong here.

Spike

Ahhhh, my head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Ah... God... I wish I was dead. 

You can say whatever you want about James Marsters. He will always be the no.1 vampire.

Ever!

 You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses. 

Closely followed by Stuart Townsend in  Queen of the damned. Okay, he might start to get old, but Buffy is no longer in making, and therefore, Spike will always be young, not just because he is a vampire. He is one of very few of the vampires who look just as hot when he is all bumpy headed as he does when he's not. Together with Drusilla he makes the perfect couple. Both are maniacs, but in two different ways, and they need each other to survive. Dru needs Spike's caring, and Spike needs Dru's unconditional love (which later on don't seem to be that unconditional). Spike appeals to everyone, men and women. He is whom every man want to be, and he is whom every woman wants to do.

Memorable Spike Quotes:

What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Let's find her! She is the chosen one, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! 

Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you. 

I know I'm not the first choice for heroics. And Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And I don't fancy a single one of you at all but...actually all that sounds pretty convincing. 

It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big. 

Maybe not as dark and moping and have those puppy eyes Angel have, but Spike would rule over Angel any day of the week!
Spike is a man whom everyone fears, even though he makes some really stupid mistakes once in a while.

And... He's got the british accent, he can sing (even if we don't get to see that much, but as every other Spike loving fan, I have all of James Marsters CD's on MP3).

He is the bad boy all girls love even if they refuse to accept it. Even Buffy Summers.

This one love I have had since I was 10!
That is crazy! I mean, he appeals to every woman, whatever age she is!

So, when do we destroy the world, already?

Pictures:

http://www.poster.net/buffy-the-vampire-slayer/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-spike-4900106.jpg

http://www.buffygalaxy.com/images3/immagi108.jpg

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2900000/Spike-James-Marsters-spike-2968475-599-700.jpg

How the Buff-ster changed my life

Today I had a hard time coming up with a good subject to write about here. But after thinking for a while, I decided, I will just go for one of my absolute favorite subjects...

Vampires!

I have just about started a course in "paranormal romance" or "horror and romance" at my home university and I'm so excited to see if it is good or not.

So, I have decided that in honor of Joss Whedon, I'm going to write a post on why I think Buffy is the most awesome vampire story ever.

Well, I'll start from the beginning:

1. The vampires - They are exciting and they look scary, behave like blood sucking soul less beast should do. And this is important to think of when hearing people saying: "If Edward Cullen is so wussy, why don't say that about Angel" and that is the fact that in Buffy, the soul has an important role in the whole series. Angel has a soul, and do feel remorse for killing, Spike has a chip, but he would kill if he could, but he then get his own soul. This is also very obvious in episode "Gingerbread" season 3 when Buffy said after finding molested children "A group of ... human beings? Someone with a soul did this?"

You can obviously see here how the soul plays an important role in whether you are human or not.

Also how they transform into vampires are really great. In most vampire media they still look the same, but Joss has really came up with a great idea with the "bumpy heads".

2. The characters - They are maybe not the most original, but who can blame it, High School characters are quite the same in most films/TV-series/books etc.

But Joss has really got them to work together in a good way. They seem real enough for you to believe in them, but still, they are not "real". It's interesting. Joss is very good at developing them trough out the series and if you (as me) grew up with them,

My two favourites being:

Cordelia - I don't know why, but my fascination for Cordelia is beyond anything. I'm also impressed by Joss ability to transform her character from vain High School girl to

a much more mature and sensible Cordelia trough the series and develops her role in Angel. I think that was a smart move as if not, people would be annoyed with her instead, at first people love to hate her, now you might even say you can love her. Even though she is vain and thinks most of herself, Cordelia has a depth to her even from the start, it's just hard to see, but she symbolizes everything Buffy can't have. A normal life, being the popular, most beautiful girl at school. Have a normal relationship and friend who are not in danger because they know you are the slayer. And without Cordelia, the concept of Buffy would probably work less well.

Spike & Drusilla - Well, here we have him! The meanest of all the meanest vampires. Spike, would I

say is the ultimate vampire. He is mean, manipulative, has no regrets and do whatever he likes. He is a pure bad boy vampire and that makes him very sexy. Not even when he becomes one of the "good guys" (even as a ghost in Angel) he becomes truly good, and you never know whether he will turn against people, and he does everything for himself first, even if it seems like he does it for someone else. And even though Drusilla is out of the picture, he and Drusilla are one, it is very hard not to associate them with each other.

Dru has such a great character and she is also a great picture of how a true vampire should look like, no remorse, only pleasure.

3. The Story - innovative? Well, somewhat. That humans have a sexual/romantic fixation with vampire and vice versa is not really that uncommon, but in Buffy it develops into something else, as we have something to compare about. The good thing is that as it was such a long running series, we got to develop a relationship with the characters and their good and bad sides and personality development. As every happening made one or more of the characters to grow as persons (even though Buffy seemed to be a goof far into the season, you can see in the last season how she can take responsibility and grow up), and everyone can relate to these phases in their lives. Even though we might not be vampire slayers, we all have big secrets, and we will find out that life maybe not always become what we think.

And this I think because there are all kinds of characters in this. We have the single-mother, we have families that work great, that work less great, the goofy ones, the popular ones, the high school kids in different stages, the adult who has been through a lot and so on, everyone can find a character to relate to and that's why the story and whole concept of Buffy the Vampire Slayer pleases such an great audience.

... and most importantly, even 14 years after the first episode of the TV-series was aired, it still works! It's still not out of date, and with the new popular vampire wave, it becomes even more popular.

If you watch Buffy, your view on vampire and how vampires should be, will forever change. It has everything. Romance, horror, family drama, friendship troubles, everything in one package named "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

I usually don't do this, but I will put up 2 videos from youtube with Spike and the best of him from the series:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaMFRxzygZU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPlhzIqrucM

(Pictures from:

http://www.hogkvarteret.se/kalendarium/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/buffy-bild.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3346050014_965c653af1.jpg

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I wanna be a Vampire!

It doesn't feel like I do anything else than read, read, read.
But I feel like I'm gettning nowhere either! Just so annoying!

Just been finnishing up Suzy McKee Charna's A Vampire Tapestry (in Swedish, and I feel like reading it in English instead, as I think a lot of stuff got lost in the translation).
A book that I didn't have much hope for, but I think it was a bit interesting anyway.

The idea of a lonely vampire, not knowing if there even was one more of him. A vampire who did live trough the different ages, but didn't actually LIVE in the different eras of time. Not knowing who he was or whom he was going to be. Also the affect some people got on his life. First it feelt a bit silly, you knew the therapist would get to him, still, the book was very readable.
I think the main idea with reading the book while discussing feminism and vampires is how the women got to him. How they very attracted to him, but HE didn't see them as sexual, he was not at all interested in sex, except for the few occasions when he need to sleep with someone to get food.

I'm not sure I will recommend the book, it was odd, and it was for sure not the best of books Ive read, and I didn't find it amusing in the way I think I was supposed to, but in a new way how vampires work. This one was not affected by day light, he could drink water, he didn't have fangs...
But he did drink blood, and I think that and the fact he couldn't die was the only things compared to more traditionall vampires he had.
The book didn't really tell us so much about the vampire and his weaknesses or strenghts(he even dismissed the book Dracula in the book), but the books was about his mental state, going from strong to weak, just because some, whom he thought was weak proved to be real strong, even stronger than him perhaps?

As I feel the vampires are getting wussier and wussier as more of them we get, there is no one really as mean as Dracula anymore. Apparently we don't want vampires who isn't human anymore, we prefere sparkling vampires over those hard core ones who starts to burn when they get in the sun, and I was a bit dissappointed when even Edward Wayland almost turned into a nice person!

Vampires are supposed to be evil, they live of human blood, they can not keep thinking of others when it comes to animal insticts.
I think the part where Weyland catches a doe and lets it go as he realizes he won't be able to keep the doe blood down as his body has refined to only human blood after they turned into the stronger specimen, is really good.
But looking at Twilight, where they drink only animals blood, would that mean the Cullens are evolving the "wrong" way? But on the other hand, the question on animals blood is brought up in Buffy, Interview with a Vampire, and in True Blood/Sookie Stackhouse novels they even speak about "synthetic blood".

Well, for me, Spike will always be the firs, the main vampire, together with Drusilla, closely followed by Dracula.