- What do you mean I should leave? I feel perfectly fine sitting here!
- That’s what I mean! You’re just sat there all day doing nothing. Flipping your blonde hair back and pouting your lips when there are men in the office. Showing off your big chest and annoying the co-employees.
- Well, there is not much else to do here is it?
- Well, you could try and do some work for once. And painting your nails is not working!
- But, I have been working. I have sorted out all the client folders.
- Yes, in order how cute they are!
- Well, I do find the folders quickly don’t I?
- Yes, but you’re the only one!
- That makes me useful don’t it?
- How would it make you useful?
- I’m the only one who can find the folders, right?
- Yes.
- See, I really am needed here then! That means I’m useful!
- Make yourself useful by getting me a cup of coffee instead!
- Who do you think I am? Your secretary?
- No, my secretary would probably sleep with me, work and give me some coffee in the morning.
- So you mean I’m not doing my duties or what?
- No!
- So what do you want me to do then?
- As I said before, sleep with me instead of everyone else, get a job and at least prepare some of the meals!
- And if I say no?
- Then I say I want a divorce! Bitch!
Guess the thing to take away with me after this dialogue is that never work in the same place as your spouse, interesting concept for a dialogue
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